9-4 win over Pittsburgh Panties

Again, Alberta Pujols needs to eat his Wheaties. Maybe that will make him run faster. I know he weighs about 400lbs but c'mon. If you know you can't beat the throw, don't try. He didn't beat the throw from the outfield running to third, but because of a dropped ball by Jose Bautista, he's safe. Risky! I gave Zach Duke of the Pirates crap for intentionaly walking Molina for Edmonds to fill the bases and then walk Edmonds for a run! Until Wellemeyer does the same thing to Bautista in the 8th scoring Xavier Nady. FAGS!!! Can't score unless we hand it to them.

I still can't believe Edmonds has a lower average than Molina. He has the lowest average of the first and second teams. I think his Post-concusion is relapsing. Maybe he needs glasses. Maybe he needs to be traded to the Mets. They could sure use him after their 8-1 loss to Atlanta. He can replace Shawn Green. Give us Jose, just don't give us Carlos, Carlos, Carlos or Carlos. Oh and no Carlos either. No Carlos for us.

The Lone Met Fan has a Daily Douche Bag award. How about we give the first Daily Tampon sniffer award to Rocket Clemens just because we can.

Sniffer Award Winner