Tizzy for Izzy

We beat the Reds in the first game of our series. We have Molina back and Rolen. He got an early work out with numerous grounders to 3rd base. Smurf Thompson did okay tonight but the on-air mouthed "SHIT" when the home run was hit against him was uncalled for. I said the same thing, but it was uncalled for. Great, we beat the worst team in baseball. Even the free moustache give aways didn't help them.

Izzy, Izz, Izzy. Someone put that old mare down, please. We only had a two run lead and he almost lost it for us again. What do we have to prove putting him on the mound in the 9th? He is a has been Met reject and after 20 arm replacement surjuries, Dr. Kevorkian needs to be called for a "diagnosis". We have the pitchers now, not all good, but we have them. Let him ride out his contract and lets not let him lose some games for us. I know he got the save, but putting two runners on base in the 9th and a decent hitter at the plate made my sphincter pucker.

On a good note, I watched in awe when Albert Pujols hit a double. That cow actually ran to second before the ball got there. Thats a web gem.

Today's sniffer award goes to...


This fag still jumps the foul line when he crosses it!!!